http://www.deathofcommonsense.com.au The fate of Common Sense is in your hands... Mon, 19 May 2008 03:50:06 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Assface... Father denies killing wife They Say: "A man who left his three-year-old daughter at Melbourne's Southern Cross station says he is being framed for murdering his wife in New Zealand. Nai Yin Xue claims another man killed her and stuffed the body into the boot of his car. Xue, 54, fled ... http://www.deathofcommonsense.com.au/index.php/2008/05/19/father-denies-killing-wife/ So... you've been using your Three BlackBerry with your email setup for a while and think to yourself, Gee this default signature: 'Sent from my BlackBerry® smartphone on 3' is pretty ordinary. so you want to change it... Well don't bother calling Three, they're no help what-so-ever... Follow ... http://www.deathofcommonsense.com.au/index.php/2008/05/12/three-blackberry-edit-signature/ This should never have happened Boat driver in fatal crash revealed They Say: "Cocktail barman Percy Small has been named as the man at the wheel of the runabout when it crashed into a larger fishing boat, killing six people.Detectives investigating the crash will compare forensic evidence and witness statements after it ... http://www.deathofcommonsense.com.au/index.php/2008/05/08/boat-driver-in-fatal-crash-revealed/ Padded lampposts for distracted texters They Say: "According to a recent report, human beings are becoming so incredibly stupid that they require cushioned lamppost bases so that when they run into them they don't mess up their idiotic faces. Apparently, a study in the UK found that one in ten people actually ... http://www.deathofcommonsense.com.au/index.php/2008/03/07/padded-lampposts-for-distracted-texters/ Two words... Fuck... That... Our office has had a resident huntsman spider, Sammy, for the last week, two nights ago he moved from his usual spot above the Sales Managers office door. He was found by a few staff members, but his whereabouts remained a mystery to most... Until today that ... http://www.deathofcommonsense.com.au/index.php/2008/03/06/workmate-with-a-sense-of-humour/ That's right dude, your brother was an idiot.... Car Hits Md. Street-Race Crowd; 8 Killed They Say: "A car plowed into a group of street-racing fans obscured by a cloud of tire smoke on a highway Saturday, killing eight people and scattering bodies in the early morning darkness. At least five ... http://www.deathofcommonsense.com.au/index.php/2008/02/19/car-hits-md-street-race-crowd-8-killed/ Where the fuck were YOU, dickhead? Timor's foreign troops blamed They Say: The head of Australia's forces in East Timor, Brigadier James Baker, says there was nothing his troops could have done to prevent Monday's assassination attempts on the country's top two leaders. East Timor's army chief, Taur Matan Ruak, accused ... http://www.deathofcommonsense.com.au/index.php/2008/02/14/timors-foreign-troops-blamed/ Suspected Church Arsonist Brags On GameFaqs Forums Nice equivalent I think... Dickhead... They Say: "A teenage boy has been arrested on suspected arson charges for burning down a Palmyra, MO church. What makes this game related you may ask? It seems that GameFaqs forum poster "Jediknight12345" (original, eh?) made a post in ... http://www.deathofcommonsense.com.au/index.php/2008/02/11/suspected-church-arsonist-brags-on-gamefaqs-forums/ Has it meowed yet? http://www.deathofcommonsense.com.au/index.php/2008/02/11/anyone-lost-a-cat/ Enjoy Hell, you fuckers... Two men killed in stolen car They Say: "Two men from Brisbane's southside have been killed in a stolen car which collided with a truck on the Pacific Motorway. Police said the 18-year-old man from Daisy Hill and the 20-year-old man from Loganholme died after the car they were ... http://www.deathofcommonsense.com.au/index.php/2008/02/05/two-men-killed-in-stolen-car/