Death of Common Sense

The fate of Common Sense is in your hands…

Common Sense died as we entered the Naughties; six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment
for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, teacher fired for
reprimanding an unruly student, schools required to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a
student, honor student expelled for having a table knife in her school lunch, a government plan to ban
inhalers from 14 million asthmatics due to a trace of a pollutant that may be harmful to the environment.
 
Common Sense gets resurrected here and now.

Archive for December, 2008

Couple bashed by youths

Posted by Extremo on December 27, 2008 under Current Events

Couple

It was xmas eve for fucks sake….

 

Couple bashed by youths

They Say:

 Paul and his wife Ilse were watching Carols by Candlelight on television when they heard a bang outside their Noble Park home.

Ilse thought it might have been a car accident so Paul went outside to investigate.

Four youths were kicking around a rubbish bin. When he remonstrated with them, asking “would you do this at your house?”, things turned “volatile”.

Paul said three of the youths, who were of an African background, approached him. “I copped one in the eye,” he said. He was punched again in the eyes, and yelled to his wife to call the police.

Paul, 56, who works as a volunteer at a local asylum seeker organisation, told his attackers: “I help people like you.”

One attacker told Paul, who suffered fractures under the eyes: “Don’t worry, you have proved you are a man.”

Paul believes his attackers may be from one of the communities he assists at the asylum seeker centre and is trying to understand what may have motivated their actions.

“I work at a place that helps people like this, and you see the trouble they come from and you see the young ones that are growing up and they have a different outlook on life and their future is in Australia,” Paul said.

“But when you see these other ones that are caught in the past, all I would like to say to them is, ‘This is Australia, you have an opportunity, make the most of it. Don’t ruin it for you family and your friends.’ ”

We Say:

*clears throat* ahem…

Lets run down some interesting points from this event, shall we…

  1. It was xmas eve….
  2. The youths that bashed this couple where, in the main, of African descent, most likely asylum seekers, correct?
  3. The bloke works at a fucking REFUGEE ASYLUM SEEKER CENTRE!!! 

Are you fucking kidding me!?!?!??! That’s right people, you read correctly, these African youths bashed a guy that fucking HELPS asylum seekers, talk about a god damn kick in the guts, both literally and figuratively!

In fact, we should not even be angry at the fact that he works as a volunteer, simply because it was Christmas FUCKING EVE!!!!! Who the fucking hell goes out looking for trouble on Christmas eve!?!?!??! If these fucktards are ever caught, they should be sat down and played hours and hours of the atrocities they have left behind in their home countries and say, “Do you want to go back to this, or do you want to stay in the best goddamn country in the freaking world!??!?!” If they answer yes, reply with, “It was xmas fucking eve… And he is a volunteer at an asylum seeker centre, WHAT THE FUCK GUYS?!?!?!?”

I dont even think they realise now the irony in that… But…. Here are some examples of irony that is as bad, if not possibly worse…

  • A drunk driver crashing his car into an alcohol rehabilitation centre….
  • A terrorist organisation bombing the headquarters of the bank that a majority of their funding rests at….
  • An arsonist that is a firefighter… Strange, but (sadly)true…
  • Taking a hit before entering a Alcoholics Anonymous meeting…

Needless to say that this couple where the victim of a gang of retards… I mean serious guys, xmas eve… And he yelled out: “I help people like you!”

They are reintroducing corporal punishment for youths…. Right? *Heads off to look at starting a petition*