Death of Common Sense

Assface…

Father denies killing wife

They Say:
“A man who left his three-year-old daughter at Melbourne’s Southern Cross station says he is being framed for murdering his wife in New Zealand. Nai Yin Xue claims another man killed her and stuffed the body into the boot of his car.

Xue, 54, fled Auckland in September soon after his wife disappeared. He abandoned his daughter Qian Xun at Southern Cross before flying to the USA. The girl was dubbed Pumpkin after a logo on her clothes.

The body of Anan Liu, 27, was found in the boot of a car outside the couple’s house in Auckland.
A manhunt for Xue ended five months later near Atlanta, Georgia. He was flown to New Zealand to face a murder charge.

Xue’s lawyer, Chris Comeskey, said yesterday his client “would vigorously defend the murder charge on the grounds he was not Liu’s killer”. He said he planned to hire a private investigator to find the man Xue claims killed his wife.”

We Say:

Wake up and smell the lies people… This fucking oxygen thief is seriously kidding himself isn’t he…? Oh… no no let’s forget the fact that you DUMPED YOUR FUCKING DAUGHTER IN AUSTRALIA!

So fuck yea assface, we’ll believe that you dumped your daughter in Australia, then fled to the US as a typical holiday for you… Well fuck me I’d hate to see a longer term trip plan….

1. Beat son to within an inch of his life - dump in Brazil
2. Blindfold and torture Aunty - dump in Russia
3. Hog tie brother in law - dump in Sri Lanka
4. Perform stupid martial art - get filmed doing it
5. Visit EuroDisney in Paris, France
6. Go walkabout in Afghanistan
   

Just see that you go dancing with the Taliban while in Afghanistan, you fat fucker…

I pity the judge that handles this case, they’re going to need a portable sewing machine to stitch their sides up once they’ve heard his story…

Take it like a man you gutless pig… You killed her….

So… you’ve been using your Three BlackBerry with your email setup for a while and think to yourself, Gee this default signature: ‘Sent from my BlackBerry® smartphone on 3′ is pretty ordinary. so you want to change it… Well don’t bother calling Three, they’re no help what-so-ever… Follow the setups below to change it yourself…

1. Goto ‘email settings’ on your BlackBerry
2. Goto ‘Create User Name’
3. Enter in a desired username, this will be your BlackBerry account
4. On the next screen it will ask you to confirm your email password, this is not the password you entered on the page before.
5. It will confirm that your account has been created
6. Open a browser window and goto: http://three.blackberry.com
7. Login using the account you just created.
8. Under ‘Valid Email Account’ select ‘Edit’
9. Go down to ‘Signature’ under ‘General Settings’ to alter your signature!

Half the issue with all of this was knowing the three.blackberry.com address, Three support didn’t know this URL themselves, I was just told to ‘goto the Blackberry website and create a user name.’ Right, and I know every URL for every service off the top of my head….

This should never have happened

Boat driver in fatal crash revealed

They Say:
“Cocktail barman Percy Small has been named as the man at the wheel of the runabout when it crashed into a larger fishing boat, killing six people.Detectives investigating the crash will compare forensic evidence and witness statements after it was initially claimed Matthew Reynolds was at the helm.The two boats collided on Sydney Harbour a week ago about 2.40am (AEST) near Bradleys Head.

Of the 14 people on the overloaded, 23-foot runabout, six died and eight were injured, including Mr Reynolds who remains in hospital in a satisfactory condition.It is believed those on board have also claimed that a third person may have been at the wheel during some point in the journey, News Limited reports.

Witnesses have told police that after Mr Reynolds, a qualified skipper, negotiated the boat from Balmain Wharf he handed the controls over to Mr Small. Mr Small, who holds a boating licence and did not appear affected by alcohol, safely took the boat across the harbour to Watsons Bay. On their way back to Balmain, the boats collided, and it is believed both boats had their lights on at the time, News Limited reports.”

We Say:
I feel for the people that have died in this accident, but it should never had happened…

I don’t believe the weight of those that died on the planner and\or ’skipper’ of the boats’ soul will be enough, how could someone be so STUPID as to ‘borrow’ someones boat and go for a joyride in the middle of the night…
The boat was overloaded, everyone was affected by alcohol in some way or another and then to ‘borrow’ someones boat that you only knew distantly… What the fuck?

I think I might borrow the next flashy car I see in the street, if I have an accident my excuse for borrowing it will be: “Oh I know their third cousin through someone my uncle plays cricket with once a year” NOT GOING TO FUCKING HAPPEN!!!

Mind you, how fucking moronic to get on the boat in the first place, idiots… a tragedy nonetheless, but how easily avoided it could have been…

And to ANYONE who even TRIES to blame the fishing trawler, wake up and smell the alcohol, fool…