Lasers target two Qantas jets
They Say:
“The safety of hundreds of passengers travelling aboard Melbourne-bound aircraft has again been jeopardised by laser beams aimed at pilots. Lasers were pointed at two Qantas jets as they completed their landing approach to Melbourne Airport on Tuesday night. The first plane was flying over Lancefield at 8.40pm when the pilot of the Boeing 737 reported a laser pointed at the cockpit. The second incident occurred just before midnight when a plane, en-route from Perth, flew over the Romsey area.
The Federal Department of Infrastructure and Transport said Tuesday night’s incidents were the first laser attacks recorded for Melbourne this year. Last week, NSW police seized a high-powered laser believed to have been responsible for attacks on two commercial jets on January 22. A Transport Department spokesman said there had been 325 reports of laser lights directed at aircraft since January last year, when logging of the incidents began.”
We Say:
*Head in hands shaking his head*
What the fuck would want to make someone do this? It fails me to even try to comprehend why or even what satisfaction the idiots doing this would get out of it all??? Anyone??
I can see the scene played out between two fucking oxygen thieves as they’re doing it…
A: “Hey dude… Look at that plane! Hey dude, shine your laser at it!”
B: “Oh… But it’s so far away dude…”
A: “Dude, it’s a frickin laser, it goes so far man…”
B: “But what about the safety of all those passengers?”
A: “Dude, fuck them it’s a laser!”
B: *shines it in his own eyes*
A: “Dude!!! Not at you!
B: “Oh right, where’s that plane, all I can see is a bright light…?!?!”
A: *grabs laser off B and shines at plane*
A: “Yea, take my laser Mr Pilot”
B: “Awesome dude…”
A: “That was cool!!! Wanna go stick your dick in a power socket?”
B: “Fuck yea dude!”
Guessing, fair assumption, that the offenders in this case are a little backwards… Well more than a little backwards, but IQ in single digits…
Go find something constructive to do you fucking morons, like throwing yourself off a bridge, playing chicken on the freeway, fixing your toaster with a butter knife while it’s still plugged in or just taking to yourself with a gun…. The choice I’ll leave to you… Get a fucking life…
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