Death of Common Sense

That’s right dude, your brother was an idiot….

Car Hits Md. Street-Race Crowd; 8 Killed

They Say:
“A car plowed into a group of street-racing fans obscured by a cloud of tire smoke on a highway Saturday, killing eight people and scattering bodies in the early morning darkness. At least five others were injured in the gruesome wreck along a flat, isolated stretch of highway about 20 miles south of Washington known for illegal races.

About 50 people were gathered before dawn along Route 210 as two cars spun their wheels, kicked up smoke and sped off, said Prince George’s County police Cpl. Clinton Copeland. Fans had spilled onto the smoky, dark road to watch the cars drive away when a white Ford Crown Victoria unexpectedly came up from behind and smashed into them. “There were just bodies everywhere; it was horrible,” said Crystal Gaines, 27, of Indian Head, whose father was killed. Police interviewed the Crown Victoria driver, but no charges were pending, Copeland said. Authorities were looking for the drivers of the two cars involved in the race.

The combination of the smoke and the dark morning likely meant the unsuspecting driver could not see the crowd, police said. A tractor-trailer that came by shortly afterward may also have struck someone on the roadside as it tried to avoid the crash scene, according to investigators. The Crown Victoria, which had a crumpled hood and a partially collapsed roof, ended up down an embankment with one of the victims lodged inside.”

We Say:
Anyone for irony here at all? Fans of illegal street racing, killed… *gasp* By a car while they were watching an illegal street race… This borders on funny to be honest… The families if these morons have no one to blame but the people themselves, they took the risk of being there… For fucks sake, it’s an illegal event… No crowd control… No security… No OH&S regulations… You fucking idiots…

I can’t get over this statement…”About 50 people were watching the race, Gaines said, and she saw the Crown Victoria approach without its lights on. She grabbed her daughter, pulling the girl to safety. But her father, William Gaines Sr., 61, had a broken leg, and was not able to get away in time.”
Let me get this straight… She grabbed her daughter, not her father… So there are three generations of the same family at an illegal street race… Hmmm, just a fucking pity they all weren’t hit, I’m just guessing here, as I don’t think this family is at the top of the food chain… Err… Trucks and keg parties anyone? Something’s gotta be wrong up top to have three generations of the same family at an event like this, anyone want petrol with their cereal this morning? You goddamn oxygen thieves…

I feel sorry for the driver of the ‘Ford Crown Victoria’, whatever the fuck that is(?), not quite sure how you can see what’s ahead of you when the road is shrouded in fucking tire smoke from the start of a street race… Although he did not have his lights on, it does not really matter, lights or no lights, visibility through tire smoke is fucking shocking… I think he should be given the keys to the city for his service to the community… Hey, he knocked out eight people that would be otherwise wasting their unemployment benefits or rotting in their jails… Seems like a fair situation, right?

Where the fuck were YOU, dickhead?

Timor’s foreign troops blamed

They Say:

The head of Australia’s forces in East Timor, Brigadier James Baker, says there was nothing his troops could have done to prevent Monday’s assassination attempts on the country’s top two leaders. East Timor’s army chief, Taur Matan Ruak, accused the international security forces in his country yesterday of failing to prevent the attacks, and called for an international investigation to determine the full facts.

Mr Gusmao’s Australian-born wife, Kirsty Sword Gusmao, told last night how their home was surrounded by armed men just minutes before her husband was attacked by armed rebels. She told ABC TV that during the time between when Dr Ramos Horta was shot and her husband’s convoy was ambushed, armed men surrounded their home.

As a state of emergency was declared in Dili, finger-pointing began, with East Timor’s Commander Ruak blaming international forces, which include the Australian-led International Stabilisation Force, for failing to prevent the assassination attempts.

“Given the high number of international forces present in East Timor, in particular within the capital, how is it possible that vehicles transporting armed people have entered the city and executed an approach to the residences of the President … and the Prime Minster without having been detected?” he said.

“There has been a lack of capacity shown by the international forces, who have primary responsibility for the security within East Timor to foresee, react and prevent these events.”

We Say:

Just say the word fuck features and we’ll withdraw every single troop and staff member helping your pathetic little country out… Just slip back into unrest already will you!

How fucking DARE you point the finger at international troops, where the FUCK where YOUR goddamn troops… We’ve got a right mind to give you the finger and tell you to stick your issues where they can fit… Are they seriously fucking kidding us?

It’s not like fucking Iraq where Australia can get its hands on something in East Timor, it’s a fucking hole, we’re there to help them get back onto their feet, not fucking shove our beliefs and our ‘way of life’ down their throats…

We’ve lost troops in this ‘peace keeping’ mission, so get fucked East Timor… I see now that the Aussie troops are in charge of hunting down the people involved in the raids and assassination attempts… Hey you’ll let us organise that, but bag the living crap out of us for it happening… Look in your own fucking backyard before criticising others dickhead… I swear to god, one more word out of this little pin dick and Australia will wipe East Timor off the fucking map… The fucking cheek of this little turd…

Oh… Hang on… Where was the President Ramos Horta flown to for medical treatment, oh that’s right AUSTRALIA! Need I fucking say more… Oh look, we’re sending 150 more troops over to join the 900 already there, fuck we must be doing such a bad job… Hmm… 900 already there, I demand to know why those 900 were keeping the peace in other parts of East Timor and not protecting the President!!! It’s not like East Timor has its own army…? Oh… Hang on… Taur Matan Ruak, East Timor Army Chief… Nuff said, yea?

Taur Matan Ruak, you fail….

Suspected Church Arsonist Brags On GameFaqs Forums

Nice equivalent I think… Dickhead…

They Say:

“A teenage boy has been arrested on suspected arson charges for burning down a Palmyra, MO church. What makes this game related you may ask? It seems that GameFaqs forum poster “Jediknight12345″ (original, eh?) made a post in the “Current Events” page asking readers if he should burn down a school and a church. The post was quickly removed by forum administrators and then a few days later another post showed up from the same person.

This time, Jediknight12345 bragged that he had in fact burned a church/school down, described how he did it and even went so far as to post pictures of the event for posterity. Fellow forum posters immediately alerted local news station WGEM and authorities leading to the teenager’s arrest. According to recent reports, the arrested suspect was a member of the church and its attached school.”

We Say:

Only in fucking America I swear… This kid must be pretty fucked up… Awww… Should I burn down this school and church?? Sure fuck features go right ahead… This kid must be a psychologists wet dream… I can imagine them falling over themselves to have a crack at this kid… What a fucktard, good job there parents… *Thumbs up*

And to discuss it on a gaming forum, STOP GIVING GAMERS A BAD NAME YOU LITTLE TWERP! *shakes head* Confessing and gloating on a gaming forum to arson is the equivalent to the following….

• Handing in a ransom note, in person…
• Extorting…. Your next door neighbor…
• Launching a cyber attack… From within the FBI… On a dial-up modem…
• Starting a pirate radio station… Under the transmitter for a major radio station…
• Planning and executing a hold-up… On a police station….
• Leeroy Jenkins…
  

I think this site sums up my feelings towards this kid… Dude, you fucking FAIL!

Has it meowed yet?

Enjoy Hell, you fuckers…

Two men killed in stolen car

They Say:
“Two men from Brisbane’s southside have been killed in a stolen car which collided with a truck on the Pacific Motorway.
Police said the 18-year-old man from Daisy Hill and the 20-year-old man from Loganholme died after the car they were in hit a truck on the Pacific Motorway at 7.10pm (AEST) yesterday.

The car had earlier been stolen from a shopping centre at West Burleigh on the Gold Coast. Two men, one armed with a knife, had threatened the owner before stealing personal property and car keys from the man. Less than ten minutes later, the driver of the vehicle apparently lost control and collided with the truck on the motorway south of Nerang.

The passenger was killed at the scene and the driver died in an ambulance on the way to hospital. The truck driver was treated by ambulance paramedics for shock.”

We Say:

Thank you natural selection for taking out the trash…

I feel for the truck driver here, he was just driving his truck, doing his JOB, and he is involved in a fatal accident, I’m thankful that he is only being treated for shock…

And as for those other two fuckwits, good riddance, there is no excuses for stealing someone elses property, let alone their goddamn car, you low bastards… You got what you deserved…. Saves Australia tax-payers the cost of throwing them in jail… Enjoy hell Fuckwads…

I challenge anyone to question this… They got what they deserved, what if they had of hit a family van full of kids… huh? I fucking though so…

Lasers target two Qantas jets

They Say:

“The safety of hundreds of passengers travelling aboard Melbourne-bound aircraft has again been jeopardised by laser beams aimed at pilots. Lasers were pointed at two Qantas jets as they completed their landing approach to Melbourne Airport on Tuesday night. The first plane was flying over Lancefield at 8.40pm when the pilot of the Boeing 737 reported a laser pointed at the cockpit. The second incident occurred just before midnight when a plane, en-route from Perth, flew over the Romsey area.

The Federal Department of Infrastructure and Transport said Tuesday night’s incidents were the first laser attacks recorded for Melbourne this year. Last week, NSW police seized a high-powered laser believed to have been responsible for attacks on two commercial jets on January 22. A Transport Department spokesman said there had been 325 reports of laser lights directed at aircraft since January last year, when logging of the incidents began.”

We Say:

*Head in hands shaking his head*

What the fuck would want to make someone do this? It fails me to even try to comprehend why or even what satisfaction the idiots doing this would get out of it all??? Anyone??

I can see the scene played out between two fucking oxygen thieves as they’re doing it…

A: “Hey dude… Look at that plane! Hey dude, shine your laser at it!”
B: “Oh… But it’s so far away dude…”
A: “Dude, it’s a frickin laser, it goes so far man…”
B: “But what about the safety of all those passengers?”
A: “Dude, fuck them it’s a laser!”
B: *shines it in his own eyes*
A: “Dude!!! Not at you!
B: “Oh right, where’s that plane, all I can see is a bright light…?!?!”
A: *grabs laser off B and shines at plane*
A: “Yea, take my laser Mr Pilot”
B: “Awesome dude…”
A: “That was cool!!! Wanna go stick your dick in a power socket?”
B: “Fuck yea dude!”

Guessing, fair assumption, that the offenders in this case are a little backwards… Well more than a little backwards, but IQ in single digits…

Go find something constructive to do you fucking morons, like throwing yourself off a bridge, playing chicken on the freeway, fixing your toaster with a butter knife while it’s still plugged in or just taking to yourself with a gun…. The choice I’ll leave to you… Get a fucking life…