Death of Common Sense

Teen-party parents may face $20,000 bill after 500 rampage

Get a fucking haircut

They Say:

“The parents of a teenager who held a party that spiralled out of control while they were holidaying say they are “devastated, shocked, horrified and absolutely disgusted” at their son’s actions. Steve and Jo Delaney said today they would be sitting their son Corey, 16, down with police and discussing whether he should be charged, the Courier Mail reports.

But Corey, the unrepentant host, today merely joked about dodging the consequences - and his holidaying parents’ phone calls. “I don’t answer their calls, I just hang up,” Corey said. “When they get home, I’m not going to be home.”

Police, who estimated the crowd at 500, had to retreat until back-up arrived, including the air wing and the dog squad. More than 30 officers were needed to control the unruly crowd. Corey said he knew only 100 of the 500 who turned up and boasted that they had ignored police requests to stop the party. “They (police) knocked on the door and told us to call off the party and we said we will but we didn’t,” he said on radio station Nova.”

We Say:

*Limbers up*

What a fucking little smart ass… I cannot fucking believe that people empathise with this little dick… In the words of one of my co-workers, “What a fucking arsehole…”

I can think of more constructive ways this little turd can repay his debts….

• Male stripper at any Commercial Rd bar… A years work will do…
• Surgically remove his ball-bag and make it into a hacky-sack, then give to any random university hack-sack group… Any, I don’t mind…
• Picking up dog shit in his local park, using only his mouth and toothpick…
• Employed at his local vet castrating pets using only his teeth…
• Have his head shaven to replace the bunny that The Meadows greyhounds chase…
• Used by an AFL footy or NRL footy side as a tackle bag…
• Used by the Australian cricket side to practice sledging on… May need to change his skin tone… More fake tan!
• Employed to bend all basketball\baseball cap peaks that enter Australia….
• Used by Aussie government for new censorship filter, individually inspecting every packet that enters Australia…

I sincerly hope the cops use their full power to nail this dudes balls to the wall… No one deserves it more… 

I’ve got a friendly little message for Corey:
“I hope you die a painful death, your parents could not have done anything so bad as to deserve you… Rot in hell you little punk…”

It’s all about respect and this scum-sucking pea-brained moron has showed none… 

Boys suspended over choice of hair style

They Say:

“Four Texas teens have been suspended from school for refusing to get their hair cut over the Christmas break. The students had been warned that the district was cracking down on dress code violators after they repeatedly let their locks loose on school grounds. “Our policy states that the hair (on male students) cannot extend beyond the collar in the back,” said Kevin Stanford, superintendent of the Kerens Independent School District.

“What we were doing is allowing the students to bind their hair, but there was very inconsistent compliance.” After several complaints from parents in the small rural town south of Dallas, school officials decided to eliminate the hair-binding loophole.

Strict dress codes were common in Texas, Mr Stanford said, and had been upheld by challenges which went as far as the Texas Supreme Court. Students at Kerens high school are also prohibited from wearing sleeveless shirts, excessively tight or baggy pants, mismatched socks, “disruptive hair styles” and “unnatural” hair colours, according to an 86-page student handbook.”

We Say:
Are they for fucking real!!! It’s HAIR…… HAIR for fucks sake! And in all states, TEXAS, sure bring your fucking knives and guns to school, knock off a few fucking classmates, but have your hair longer than your collar and you’re fucked!

Looking through some of the prohibited items… Mismatched socks… Now that’s just fucking offensive… If I make a wardrobe error in the morning, not only will I get shit from my classmates, I’ll get fucking suspended… Talk about fashion police…

I really need to get my hand on this 86-page notebook, 86 fucking pages!!!  How in gods name you can fill a student handbook with 86 pages of content, I’ll never know… Well what would I include in 86 pages of a student handbook…

• Full Kama Sutra, with pictures and detailed instructions
  
• Pages of URLs listing good masturbation material, for both males and females
  
• Oral sex tips, again for both males and females
  
• Money-making tips, cos that school cafe can be expensive
• 10 pages of classifieds for Myspace and Facebook friend requests

I think that’ll do yea? For fucks sake….

“…and in soccer overnight the socceroos, a magnificent 4-0 victory over england in the european invitation tournament being staged in hamburg. it was the first time australia have beaten england, aussie striker bruce fuckoffyoubitch was the hero, with 2 goals. heres some of the action:
australia on the attack now through diggaditch! good ball for sonofabitch. youcantski. icanski. noyoucantski now. nice passki to whocanski. gottanitch! little chipavitch over the topofitch! fuckoffyoubitch!! goalavitch!!! 1 nothing australia! offyoubitch the scorer, and thats stunned this england side! hecantski, does well. nowhecanski, socansheski, wecanallski! got round, has a shotski, goalski!! 2 nilski australia! england can’t believe it! lostmehousekey now, what a bitch. good ballavitch. nohecantski now, got a bad stitch. could be risky, this looks dangerous, betternotski! hedidski! and thats gonna be a penalty! referee pointing to the spotski. england players are not happy about that! penalty for the socceroos to be taken by thewickedwitch. makes no mistakavitch! straight into the back of the netski, 3 nothing australia. gottanitch, wide ball for the australian substitute smith, i hope i pronounced that correctly! smith on for the injured sonofabitch, whos gone off with a stitch after a bit of a grim sitch…uation a little earlier, took a nasty knockavitch. fillyouresky now, the australian captain, this looks promising, centre kickski, the keeper’s come out of his box, fuckoffyoubitch its a goal!!!! thats his second!! australia 4 nilski now, england, in deep shitski!!” ..

81-year-old woman accused of growing pot

They Say:

“An 81-year-old woman has been charged with growing and supplying cannabis after her arrest in a New South Wales town this week. The woman was arrested on Monday by a police strike force set up last year to investigate the supply of prohibited drugs in Young and surrounding townships.

Police said the woman was arrested when she turned up at Young police station and charged with cultivating and supplying cannabis. She was bailed to appear in Young Local Court on February 5. Seven people have been arrested in the operation so far.”

We Say:

Gee… Look up the definition of stiff in the dictionary, you will see a picture of this woman… How unlucky… I reckon the police have done the public an injustice here… I could not give a flying fuck if this old dear grew and sold pot to her fellow pensioners… Cos fuck, pokies are boring at the best of times, I’d have to smoke pot to sit there all day and play them too… Mind you their pot money would put a dent in their pension, thus less money for the pokies…

Shit, come to think of it, the police might have got this one right… If the pensioners can’t buy their pot from this old duck anymore, what will they do with their money? Oh, fuck that’s right… They’d feed it into the pokies… Which would directly pay the wage of the arresting police officers… Fuck me, they’re a smart mob after all!!!

Child car-thieves ‘compete for police chases’

They Say:
“Child car-thieves are competing in a deadly game to see who can draw Geelong police into the longest and fastest pursuit, a court has been told. And up to 30 children, some as young as 11, are taking part in a car-stealing epidemic sweeping the city, which resulted in 112 vehicles being stolen in November alone, the Geelong Advertiser reported.

The claims were made in a children’s court yesterday during the bail application hearings of two boys aged 14 and 15. The boys are the latest in a growing list of children charged by police over car thefts.

But the magistrate granted bail saying that each was a child, the prosecution faced delays in evidence analysis and that both boys had already spent 10 days in custody. The boys were bailed on condition they reside at the same DHS-funded residential facility, report to police three times a week and abide by a curfew.”

We Say:
I really really really want to become a judge, so I could have these little punks come in front of me…  What a fucking waste of space these kids are…. What the fuck are they thinking, seriously… Is our school system that bad that these fuckwits can’t learn the difference between right and wrong….

At this age I was going to under-age parties, getting shit-faced and passing out, not stealing cars and out running the police… Does anyone see some subtle differences here at all… Sure under-age drinking is illegal, but fuck me, to steal a car and try to OUTRUN the police, fucking wake up you little turds…

For the judge to say that they be released due to processing delays and that they had already spent enough days in custody, well my pea-brained friend, I think 10 days is far far far too short, sure they’re getting released on bail, but history shows they’re just gonna steal another car…  It’s not like their fucking upstanding citizens with something useful to give to society, they don’t have kids, although that’s a bad assumption…  Give me 15 minutes with them in a room with a couple of phone books, I’ll knock some fucking sense into them…. Little Fucktards…

*Strikes Geelong off his holiday list* 

Muse - Knights of Cydonia
Muse - Assassin
Regina Spektor - Real Love
Bjork - Earth Intruders
Bluejuice - Vitriol
Cat Empire - So Many Nights
Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger (live)
Dizzee Rascal - Flex (Dave Spoon Remix)
Presets, The - My People Urthboy - We Get Around

Thoughts?

Don’t forget to cast your own vote! 

Thirty die as mob burns church in Kenya

They Say:
“A mob set fire to a church in western Kenya today, killing about 30 villagers sheltering inside on the fourth day of post-election violence across the east African country. Witnesses said about 30 charred bodies, including women and children, were strewn about the smouldering wreckage of the Kenya Assemblies of God Pentecostal church near Eldoret town.

A Catholic priest said security had deteriorated fast since Sunday, with thousands of terrified, mainly Kikuyu, refugees now taking shelter in churches in and around Eldoret as vigilante gangs roamed outside. At least 250 people have died nationwide and the death toll looks sure to rise.”

We Say:
Can you even begin to imagine if this happened in Australia…? No, simply because it would not fucking happen, I’d like to think that my fellow Australians have a bit more fucking brains than their Kenyan counterparts. It’s called due process people, due process… Mind you Kenya is not known for its honesty, integrity or common sense… What sort of fucking nation is not happy with an election, sit around, then suddenly, “Hey guys lets fucking burn some shit!”

At the moment in Kenya if it’s not the police killing rioters, it’s people killing other people… fuck me, this is proving a point, yea right… Does Kenyan justice work on ‘eye for an eye’? Police kill one rioter, one rioter kills an innocent person… Seems to make sense to me, you fucktards…

Imagine if the US decided to riot over their last ‘dodgy’ election… Florida would still be burning… Mind you, there’s nothing to gain by taking over it’s own states…

*Strikes Kenya off holiday list*