Death of Common Sense

“…and in soccer overnight the socceroos, a magnificent 4-0 victory over england in the european invitation tournament being staged in hamburg. it was the first time australia have beaten england, aussie striker bruce fuckoffyoubitch was the hero, with 2 goals. heres some of the action:
australia on the attack now through diggaditch! good ball for sonofabitch. youcantski. icanski. noyoucantski now. nice passki to whocanski. gottanitch! little chipavitch over the topofitch! fuckoffyoubitch!! goalavitch!!! 1 nothing australia! offyoubitch the scorer, and thats stunned this england side! hecantski, does well. nowhecanski, socansheski, wecanallski! got round, has a shotski, goalski!! 2 nilski australia! england can’t believe it! lostmehousekey now, what a bitch. good ballavitch. nohecantski now, got a bad stitch. could be risky, this looks dangerous, betternotski! hedidski! and thats gonna be a penalty! referee pointing to the spotski. england players are not happy about that! penalty for the socceroos to be taken by thewickedwitch. makes no mistakavitch! straight into the back of the netski, 3 nothing australia. gottanitch, wide ball for the australian substitute smith, i hope i pronounced that correctly! smith on for the injured sonofabitch, whos gone off with a stitch after a bit of a grim sitch…uation a little earlier, took a nasty knockavitch. fillyouresky now, the australian captain, this looks promising, centre kickski, the keeper’s come out of his box, fuckoffyoubitch its a goal!!!! thats his second!! australia 4 nilski now, england, in deep shitski!!” ..