Death of Common Sense

The fate of Common Sense is in your hands…

Common Sense died as we entered the Naughties; six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment
for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, teacher fired for
reprimanding an unruly student, schools required to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a
student, honor student expelled for having a table knife in her school lunch, a government plan to ban
inhalers from 14 million asthmatics due to a trace of a pollutant that may be harmful to the environment.
 
Common Sense gets resurrected here and now.

Pedestrian fined for walking over car

Posted by Extremo on December 19, 2007 under Current Events

Pedestrian fined for walking over car

They Say:
“Pedestrian has been charged with damaging property after walking over a car that was parked illegally on the pavement in Greece’s congested capital. “I could not get past the vehicle, a four-wheel drive, which had been parked right on the pavement so I got angry and just walked over it, slightly denting its hood,” Tasos Pouliasis said to state television today.

The owner of the vehicle in Athen’s Exarhia neighbourhood saw Pouliasis and called police who arrested him and his girlfriend and briefly detained them in a police cell. “Now I will be tried for property damage but police did not even bother giving the car owner a parking ticket,” Pouliasis said.”

We Say:
I think it’s time for Greece to enact some fucked up laws, don’t you? I don’t think the pedestrian went far enough to be honest, I think he should have been able to slash the tires, knock out a few windows, piss in the gas tank, bend his wipers, knock off the side mirrors, dent a few panels, key one entire side and steal the manufacturer badge…

I personally fucking hate when drivers do this to me, I swear I’m going to start carrying an extendable baton for just such an occasion… And the fact the driver didn’t get a ticket either, what the fuck were police doing on the scene to begin with, does the Greek police force have a goddamn psychic in every fucking car now…? Or perhaps they saw the car blocking the footpath and thought, fuck, someones going to explode here, let’s watch… Only to be distrubed by the driver witnessing the incident…

There’s a point there too, I wonder what footpaths are for? Fuck me they’re for pedestrians to walk on, shithead…

One Response to “Pedestrian fined for walking over car”

  1. Andrew Sayer Says:
    December 19th, 2007 at 12:52 pm

    I may was well lie down on train tracks and then blame the train that slices me into two distinct halves. Remember, it’s always idiot o’clock somewhere in the world.

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